THOUGH MICHAEL VICK HAS PAYED HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY, FOOTBALL FANS AND DOG LOVERS ALIKE ARE NOT LETTING HIM LIVE HIS DOG FIGHTING PAST DOWN.... WITH VICK'S RECENT SIGNING TO THE PHILIDELPHIA EAGLES SOME QUICK WITTED VICK HATER WITH A COMPUTER CAME UP WITH THE SLOGAN "HIDE YOUR BEAGLE, VICK'S AN EAGLE" AND IS NOW PRINTING IT ON EVERYTHING FROM T-SHIRTS TO BEER KOOZIES. THOUGH THE SLOGAN REALLY DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENCE I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF HATERS THAT WILL DROP THE $21.95 AT ZAZZLE.COM FOR THIS SHIT I MEAN SHIRT. BUT IF I WE'RE YOU I WOULD WAIT IT OUT... THIS SHIRT WILL BE AT BARGAIN MART NEXT MONTH IN THE $5.99 BIN!!
VICK DID HIS TIME AND YES FOR THE NEXT YEAR OR TWO HE WILL HAVE TO SUFFER CRITICISM, HUMILITY AND BE THE BUTT OF ALL KINDS OF HOME MADE (NON FUNNY) JOKES BUT REALLY THE JOKE IS ON EVERYONE ELSE... DUDE JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL AND IS MAKING OVER A MILLION BUCKS A YEAR!!! DAMN I WOULD NEVER WANT BE LOCKED UP IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON FOR TWO YEARS BUT IF YOU TOLD ME WHEN I GOT OUT I WOULD HAVE A MILLION BUCKS I MIGHT STRONGLY CONCIDER IT... EEHHHHH MAYBE NOT, I'M TOO PRETTY FOR PRISON!
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